Wild Cougar Confessions

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I won’t be posting anymore on Tumblr.  All new posts will be at http://wildcougarconfessions.com.  Hope to see my tumblr followers there.  Besos to all of you!

First Night Out

If I am being honest, I have to admit that I was kinda nervous about doing the dating thing.  There is more at stake, more risk and it takes longer.  But the fuck buddy game is not a challenge anymore, so it was time to step up my game.

I decided to go to the club last night and start flexing my flirting muscles.  They’ve been inactive for a long time.  I only did a little flirting on my “dates” with the new cubs, just to whet their appetite for the bed.  But I was risking nothing .  Certainly not rejection.   I set myself up for success and got it.  What I didn’t get was a friend with benefits because the guys were not able to keep the relationship going without a lot of ego games.

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Brave New World

I think I’m done with the fuck buddies.  At least for a while.  I went wild for a while and now I’m bored with them.  I’m mostly bored with the unnecessary games.  Men say they want easy, no drama sex.   But they need too many ego strokes to get it up.  Plus, now, after dealing with it so much, I see a game coming a mile away.  Pussy is already asleep by the time the guy has finished his bs routine.  There’s no thrill in it anymore.  I think I’ve figured out the booty call/friend with benefits situation.  Its mainly a dance of avoidance.  Avoiding feelings or attachments.  Its a game for cowards.  And I’m not a coward.  So I’m taking my ball and going home.  For now

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Bored

So Wesley hasn’t called or texted me since he canceled with me because he had a “date”.  To be honest, I don’t care.  I can’t whip up any excitement about him.  He was kind of boring and the way he cancelled was a little pathetic.  I deleted the other text messages from the guys I talked to from the ad.  Carl, the southern cutie was his normal flaky self.  I texted him that I was losing interest and that if he didn’t make a plan to meet, I would move on.  He replied “ok”.  Fine.  Buh bye.  Dennis never replied either to my text saying I was done asking when we would get together.  The soldiers never made an effort.  

Its kinda been this way since the beginning.  I have been the engine for these relationships because the guys don’t seem to have either the balls or they are too lazy to actually set up a date.  When I lose interest, it fizzles out completely.  Except Quincy, who keeps texting me.  He just sent me a text asking me to come by and lie next to him.  I texted back that it was a lame suggestion.  If he can’t figure out what he needs to do to get laid, then I won’t explain.  I bet he does know.  He is just too lazy to do it.

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Wesley

Wesley came over for a second round of nice fucking the night after we did it in his room on the fourth floor of the townhouse.  He was supposed to go out with his buddies for some partying and changed his mind.  Decided that some easy comfy fucking was a better idea.  It always is.  I’ve found that I go out partying much less than I used to.  I have to make myself do it nowadays.  Getting dressed up all sexy and putting on make up and going out to flirt, drink and dance has a lot less appeal if have easy access to dick whenever you want.  Getting laid regularly seems to take all the fun out of going to bars and clubs.  I think Wesley agrees, him being the shy type.

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Dumbass

So now I have what I think is one solid fuck buddy, Wesley and a couple of potentials.  The two soldiers look like they are probably going to flake.  I met one guy, a pretty biracial boy last night.  We just talked in my car for a few minutes because he had to go to a birthday party.  He was a “I’m not like those other guys” sweet talker.  I’m sure he is like those other guys but I won’t judge him for trying to make a good impression.  He has a cute baby face and he seems like could be great in bed.  But he has two jobs, so he might be difficult to put into rotation.
 

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New Website

For the next two weeks, I will be simultaneously posting here and at the new website http://www.wildcougarconfessions.com.  After August 5, all future posts will be at the new site.  The tumblr site will remain active and you can access the old posts here, but I won’t be posting anything new after that date.  Thanks for your support.

Big Man

One of my draft pics from Craigslist is 6’6.  Big man.  Remember that guy that called me when I was sleeping, and the only thing I knew was he was tall and not from here?  He called me back and I talked to him more.  He’s 26 and handsome in a boy next door sort of way.  He had earnest eyes and a big smile in the photo.  I like that.  So after striking out with Victor, I was looking forward to meeting someone else.  We met at a Chili’s and I had some baby back ribs. Get your laughs in now. *waiting*……..Ok, were back.
 

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Musical Chairs

I’m done with Quincy.  The cocky guy from the Bahamas.  After he said I was sexy “for a cougar”.  Pissed me off and I dropped him.  Pretty hard, I think.  I figured that was the last I’d hear from him.  But no, he keeps texting me.  Last night, around 1am, he texted “You want to come sleep over, lol?”  
 
Ok, side bar, why do these young guys have to put “lol” at the beginning or end of every text?  When nobody said anything funny.  Its like nervous laughter.  It makes it look like the person is afraid to communicate clearly.  But I’m old, so what do I know.
 

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(Source: 18-15n-77-30w)

Lover Wanted

A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is good to find.  That’s what they say, right? Who is “they” anyway?  Who cares?  I’m rambling.  I need to get something off my chest.  These boobs are heavy….  Sorry.  Its been a while here in the cougar queendom, a few months and I have yet to find a good cub.  One that meets all my requirements.  They are not that difficult.  In fact hundreds of guys (yes, literally hundreds) have claimed that they can give me what I want.  But we know guys will say anything for the chance to get some easy ass.  But still, it should not be that hard, I’m not asking for a lot.  Or at least I thought I wasn’t.  Apparently I was.  Here are my list of needs and wants.

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Brand New Stack of Dicks

I placed a new Craiglist ad, after all the false starts with ads that got deleted within minutes, I finally got one that would stay up.  It stayed up all day until I was tired of it.  (Tee, hee).  I got so many emails, I quit counting after 150.  After about 100 or so, I usually take the ad down, because the stupid comments the guys make start to get on my nerves and I get bitchy.   I was starting to get irritable with the cougar jokes. “Can’t wait for you to pounce”, “I’m a cougar hunter”, “This cub has sharp claws” blah, blah, ha ha.  But I wanted to get enough draft picks so that when most of them flaked, like they usually do, I would have two or three left over.

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(Source: blackandkillingit)